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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Author: Anonymous

Good and evil, reward and punishment, are the only motives to a rational creature: these are the spur and reins whereby all mankind are set on work, and guided.
Author: John Locke

Good design can't fix broken business models.
Author: Jeffrey Veen

Good ideas alter the power balance in relationships, that is why good ideas are always initially resisted. Good ideas come with a heavy burden. Which is why so few people have them. So few people can handle it.
Author: Hugh Macleod

Good luck beats early rising.
Author: Irish Proverb

You're a big internet fan, arn't you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet? Oh give it arrest.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet? P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes

Have you got the address of the butter website? Yes, but don't spread it around.
This is the joke from a category: Internet jokes