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To no one will we sell, to no one will we refuse or delay right or justice.
Author: Magna Carta

To read a book for the first time is to make the acquaintance of a new friend; to read it a second time is to meet an old one.
Author: Selwyn Champion

To see the earth as it truly is, small and blue and beautiful in that eternal silence where it floats, is to see ourselves as riders on the earth together, brothers on that bright loveliness in the eternal cold.
Author: Archibald MacLeish

Nothing is as certain as that the vices of leisure are gotten rid of by being busy.
Author: Seneca

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get ahold of me, they just say "Mitch," and I say "what?" and turn my head slightly.
Author: Mitch Hedberg

Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!
This is the joke from a category: School jokes

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes