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The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Author: Sir John Holt

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
Author: Jean Cocteau

We must have infinite faith in each other. If we have not, we must never let it leak out that we have not.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it
Author: Marie Curie

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read t
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
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What happens when the fog lifts in California? UCLA.
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What do clouds want to be when they grow up? -Thunderstorms
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Why can't meteorologists forecast the weather? -They are too busy studying comets and meteors
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Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
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