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If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Author: Terry Pratchett

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
Author: I. F. Stone

If you take care of your character, your reputation will take care of itself.
Author: American Proverb

If you treat people right they will treat you right - ninety percent of the time.
Author: Franklin D. Roosevelt

If you want peace, stop fighting. If you want peace of mind, stop fighting with your thoughts.
Author: Peter McWilliams

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
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What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !
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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna
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What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !
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