Best quotes to send by SMS
Bessie A. Stanley He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Author: Bessie A. Stanley

Bible He is brought as a lamb to the slaughter.
Author: Bible

Samuel Foote He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Author: Samuel Foote

Homer He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before.
Author: Homer

Homer He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.
Author: Homer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ? Bettina minute you'll open this door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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