Best quotes to send by SMS

He has achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much.
Author: Bessie A. Stanley
He is brought as a lamb to the slaughter.
Author: Bible
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Author: Samuel Foote
He knew the things that were and the things that would be and the things that had been before.
Author: Homer
He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle about his knees when he has come back from battle and the dread fray.
Author: Homer
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Benjamin
!
Benjamin who ?
Benjamin the blues !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there
!
Bernadette !
Bernadette who ?
Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm
starving !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Beth
!
Beth who ?
Beth wisheth, thweetie !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Bettina
!
Bettina who ?
Bettina minute you'll open this door !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Billy
Bragg !
Billy Bragg who ?
Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it
!
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes