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Do not think of knocking out another person's brains because he differs in opinion from you. It would be as rational to knock yourself on the head because you differ from yourself ten years ago.
Author: Horace Mann

Do not turn back when you are just at the goal.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Do pleasant things yourself, but unpleasant things through others.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Do what thy manhood bids thee do, from none but self expect applause; He noblest lives and noblest dies who makes and keeps his self-made laws.
Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton

Do you know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
Author: Pope Julius III

How do you hire an elephant ? Stand it on four bricks !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ? Because the elephant isn't chicken !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf...
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants prefer peanuts to caviar? Because they're easier to get at the ballpark.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers? So they won't step on the fish.
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes