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I conceive the essential task of religion to be "to develop the consciences, the ideals, and the aspirations of mankind".
Author: Robert Millikan

I could never think well of a man's intellectual or moral character, if he was habitually unfaithful to his appointments.
Author: Nathaniel Emmons

I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the simple reason that if he listened to me long enough, he might become disturbed.
Author: James Thurber

I do not regret one professional enemy I have made. Any actor who doesn't dare to make an enemy should get out of the business.
Author: Bette Davis

I do nothing but go about persuading you all, old and young alike, not to take thought for your persons or your properties, but and chiefly to care about the greatest improvement of the soul. I tell you that virtue is not given by money, but that from vir
Author: Socrates

Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.
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Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
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Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play.
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