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Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
Author: Mark Twain

Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
Author: William Shakespeare

Tact is the knack of making a point without making an enemy.
Author: Isaac Newton

Take away the miseries and you take away some folks' reason for living.
Author: Toni Cade Bambara

Talk not of wasted affection, affection never was wasted, If it enrich not the heart of another, its waters returning Back to their springs, like the rain shall fill them full of refreshment; That which the fountain sends forth returns again to the fou
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said "it's me or your fishing." Gee I miss her.
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How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby
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Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. I mean they spend a fortune! The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred bucks?" The other guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes