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O Winter! ruler of the inverted year, . . . I crown thee king of intimate delights, Fireside enjoyments, home-born happiness, And all the comforts that the lowly roof Of undisturb'd Retirement, and the hours Of long uninterrupted evening, know.
Author: William Cowper

O, beware, my lord, of jealousy! It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on.
Author: William Shakespeare

Obscurity is a good thing. You can fail in obscurity. It removes the fear of failure.
Author: Jason Fried

It's so much easier to write a resume than to craft a spirit.
Author: Anna Quindlen

It hurts to find out that what you wanted doesn't match what you dreamed it would be.
Author: Randy K. Milholland

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

"Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"
This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes

Q4: What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? A: Ptera Don
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Q: What do you call a Blind Dinosaur? A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus.
This is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card.
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