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The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village.
Author: Marshall McLuhan

Once you learn how to die, you learn how to live.
Author: Morrie Schwartz

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
Author: Albert Einstein

The older I grow the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger. What do men dream of? Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
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Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable
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Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.
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One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife mow the lawn. A neighbor lady was so outraged at this, she came over and shouted at the man, "You should be hung!" To which he calmly replied, "I am. That's why she cuts the grass!"
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