Best quotes to send by SMS

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Author: Laurence J. Peter
Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persist
Author: Calvin Coolidge
Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
Author: Nikki Giovanni
Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie
The best jokes to send by SMS

What animals are poor dancers?
Four-legged
ones, because they have two left feet.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What kind of dance do buns do?
Abundance.
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What do you get if you cross an insect and a
dance ?
A cricket ball !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. What is good for your soul but not your
soles?
A. Linedancing!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
What do baby swans dance to ?
Cygnet-ure-tunes !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes