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Laurence J. Peter If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
Author: Laurence J. Peter

Calvin Coolidge Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persist
Author: Calvin Coolidge

Nikki Giovanni Nothing is easy to the unwilling.
Author: Nikki Giovanni

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Nothing is more conducive to peace of mind than not having any opinion at all.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

James M. Barrie Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.
Author: James M. Barrie

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Dance jokes What animals are poor dancers? Four-legged ones, because they have two left feet.
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Dance jokes What kind of dance do buns do? Abundance.
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Dance jokes What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !
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Dance jokes Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!
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Dance jokes What do baby swans dance to ? Cygnet-ure-tunes !
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