Best quotes to send by SMS
Marcel Proust Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Author: Marcel Proust

Edward Bulwer-Lytton Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Thomas Jefferson Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Author: Thomas Jefferson

Sue Murphy Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Author: Sue Murphy

Seneca Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Author: Seneca

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes What do you call a black Eskimo dog ? A dusky husky !
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Dog jokes What dogs are best for sending telegrams ? Wire haired terriers !!
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Dog jokes What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!
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Dog jokes What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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Dog jokes What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
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