Best quotes to send by SMS

Desire makes everything blossom; possession makes everything wither and fade.
Author: Marcel Proust
Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny is but the phantom we invoke to silence the one and dethrone the o
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Determine never to be idle...It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Author: Thomas Jefferson
Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives.
Author: Sue Murphy
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body.
Author: Seneca
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you call a black Eskimo dog ?
A dusky
husky !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?
Wire
haired terriers !!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog always needs a shave?
A
bearded collie!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
A faint Bernard!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
What dog would you want on your American football
team?
A golden receiver!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes