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I am going to concentrate on what's important in life. I'm going to strive everyday to be a kind and generous and loving person. I'm going to keep death right here, so that anytime I even think about getting angry at you or anybody else, I'll see death an
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.
Author: William Van Horne

Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.
Author: Honore de Balzac

Now is the winter of our discontent Made glorious summer by this sun of York, And all the clouds that loured upon our house In the deep bosom of the ocean buried. Now are our brows bound with victorious wreaths, Our bruised arms hung up for monu
Author: William Shakespeare

Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
Author: Finley Peter Dunne

What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

What did the cat do when he swallowed some cheese ? He waited by the mouse hole with baited breath !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why do black cats never shave ? Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes

Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.
This is the joke from a category: Cat jokes