Best quotes to send by SMS
Amelia Earhart Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Author: Amelia Earhart

William Shakespeare Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author: William Shakespeare

Stephen Nachmanovitch Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

Michele Shea Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already. You need to find out how you can bring it into being and that way be a playmate with God.
Author: Michele Shea

Howard Scott Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Author: Howard Scott

The best jokes to send by SMS
Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor Doctor I feel like a racehorse. Take one of these every 4 laps !
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !
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Doctor and nurse jokes What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor, Doctor, my little brother thinks he's a computer. Well bring him in so I can cure him. I can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
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Doctor and nurse jokes Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"
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