Best quotes to send by SMS

Courage is the price that Life exacts for granting peace.
Author: Amelia Earhart
Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once.
Author: William Shakespeare
Creative work is play. It is free speculation using materials of one's chosen form.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch
Creativity is...seeing something that doesn't exist already. You need to find out how you can bring it into being and that way be a playmate with God.
Author: Michele Shea
Criminal: A person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation.
Author: Howard Scott
The best jokes to send by SMS

Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh
dear, that's a lot of calories !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
What kind of physician works on a
cruise liner?
A dry doc.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I
can't, I need to use him to finish my homework.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: "Good news you passed your
hearing test!"
Patient: "HUH"
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes