Best quotes to send by SMS
Solon Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Author: Solon

William Hazlitt Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Author: William Hazlitt

Herodotus Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Author: Herodotus

Julius Caesar Men willingly believe what they wish.
Author: Julius Caesar

William Shakespeare Merrily, merrily shall I live now, Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Burger jokes What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!
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Burger jokes When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!
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Burger jokes Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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Burger jokes Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac!
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Burger jokes Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones!
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