Best quotes to send by SMS

Men keep agreements when it is to the advantage of neither to break them.
Author: Solon
Men of genius do not excel in any profession because they labor in it, but they labor in it because they excel.
Author: William Hazlitt
Men trust their ears less than their eyes.
Author: Herodotus
Men willingly believe what they wish.
Author: Julius Caesar
Merrily, merrily shall I live now,
Under the blossom that hangs on the bough.
Author: William Shakespeare
The best jokes to send by SMS

What kind of girl does a hamburger like?
Any
girl named Patty!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
When do burgers quit their jobs?
The day
they decide to meat LOAF!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Where do the burgers go on New Year's
Eve?
To a meat ball!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which burger is famous for a long
nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on
occasion?
The POTTED ones!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes