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I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
Author: Galileo Galilei

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Author: Samuel Butler

I do not want to die... until I have faithfully made the most of my talent and cultivated the seed that was placed in me until the last small twig has grown.
Author: Kathe Kollwitz

I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life. I think you should live completely free.
Author: Angelina Jolie

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Author: Bill Cosby

A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it in, and one to complain that it's electrified.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes

Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned.
This is the joke from a category: Music jokes