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Best quotes to send by SMS
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don't know.Author: Mark Twain
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.Author: Johnny Carson
I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.Author: Booker T. Washington
I would rather be right and die than be wrong and kill.Author: Holly Lisle
I would say to the House, as I said to those who have joined this Government: 'I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat."Author: Sir Winston Churchill
The best jokes to send by SMS
If I had
five coconuts and I gave you
three, how many would I have left ?
I don't know.
Why not ?
In our
school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher : What's happens to gold
when it
is exposed to the air ?
Pupil : It's stolen !This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher : What is a comet ?
Pupil : A star
with a tail
Teacher: Can you name one ?
Pupil: Lassie !This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher : In the exam you will be allowed 30
minutes for each question.
Pupil : How long for the answer sir
!This is the joke from a category: School jokes
Teacher : Would you at the
back of the room
stop passing notes.
Pupil : We're not passing notes. We're playing
cards !This is the joke from a category: School jokes