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Best quotes to send by SMS
Most people sell their souls, and live with a good conscience on the proceeds.Author: Logan Pearsall Smith
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades has involved replacing what worked with what sounded good. In area after area - crime, education, housing, race relations - the situation has gotten worse after the bright new theAuthor: Thomas Sowell
Music critics get their records for free so their opinions usually don't matter.Author: Marilyn Manson
Music is the only language in which you cannot say a mean or sarcastic thing.Author: John Erskine
If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon.Author: Irish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
I've just discovered a method for making wool out
of
milk!
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little
sheepish?This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What animals do you bring
to bed?
Your
calves.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got
milk?This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows do for entertainment?
They go to
the mooooovies.This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes
What do cows like to listen to?
Moo-sic!This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes