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Best quotes to send by SMS
If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise.Author: Robert Fritz
If you put tomfoolery into a computer, nothing comes out of it but tomfoolery. But this tomfoolery, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and no-one dares criticize it.Author: Pierre Gallois
I must be cruel, only to be kind:
Thus bad begins, and worse remains behind.Author: William Shakespeare
If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.Author: Mark Twain
If you try to make something just to fit your uninformed view of some hypothetical market, you will fail. If you make something special and powerful and honest and true, you will succeed.Author: Hugh Macleod
The best jokes to send by SMS
What do you call someone who sticks his
right hand in
shark's mouths?
Lefty!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?
A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Why did the whale like the
diver?
Because he had flippers!This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
What do you get if you cross an eel
with a
shopper?
A slippery customer.This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the
boy who was
told to do 100 lines?
He drew 100 cats on the paper.
He thought
the teacher had said lions.This is the joke from a category: Various animal jokes