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Best quotes to send by SMS
I adore simple pleasures. They are the last refuge of the complex.Author: Oscar Wilde
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.Author: Sir Richard Francis Burton
The more passions and desires one has, the more ways one has of being happy.Author: Charlotte-Catherine
The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.Author: George Bernard Shaw
I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.Author: John Steinbeck
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What do you call a male quartet?
A: Three
men and a tenor.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: What's the difference
between an onion
and an accordion?
A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q: Why is it good that accordionists have
a
half-ounce more brains than horses?
A: So they don't disgrace
themselves in parades.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q. Why
did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the bagpipe recital.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes
Q. What's the difference between a
dead
bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?
A. The
country singer may have been on the way to a recording
session.This is the joke from a category: Music jokes