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It shouldn't be too much of a surprise that the Internet has evolved into a force strong enough to reflect the greatest hopes and fears of those who use it. After all, it was designed to withstand nuclear war, not just the puny huffs and puffs of politiciAuthor: Denise Caruso
It takes a lot of time to be a genius, you have to sit around so much doing nothing, really doing nothing.Author: Gertrude Stein
It takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.Author: Matt Groening
I see in the near future a crisis approaching that unnerves me and causes me to tremble for the safety of my country. . . . Corporations have been enthroned, an era of corruption in high places will follow, and the money-power of the country will endeavorAuthor: Unknown
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'Author: Sam Levenson
The best jokes to send by SMS
If a word in a dictionary were
misspelled, how would we
know?This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes
If you tell a joke in the forest, but
nobody laughs, was it a
joke?This is the joke from a category: Answer me this jokes
Why accountants don't read
novels?
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
A young accountant spends a week at his new
office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every
morning as the more experienced accountant begins the day, he opens
his
desk drawer, takes out a worn envelope, removes a yellowing
sheet of
paper, reads it, nods his head, looks around the room with
renewed vigor,
returns the envelope to the drawer, and then begins
his day's work.
After he retires, the new accountant can hardly
wait to read for
himself the message contained in the envelope in
the drawer, particularly
since he feels so inadequate in replacing
the far wiser and more highly
esteemed accountant. Surely, he thinks
to himself, it must contain the
great secret to his success, a
wondrous treasure of inspiration and
motivation. His fingers tremble
anxiously as he removes the mysterious
envelope from the drawer and
reads the following message:
"Debits in the column toward t
he file cabinet.
Credits in the column toward the window."This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes
When does a person decide to become an
accountant?
When he realises he doesn't have the charisma to succeed
as an
undertaker.This is the joke from a category: Accountant jokes