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Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack.
Author: Henry Miller

Out of life's school of war: What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.
Author: Friedrich Nietzsche

Out, damned spot! out, I say!
Author: William Shakespeare

Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
Author: Simonides

Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

How can you tell who is the head nurse of a facility? She's the one with dirty knees.
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a snake about to shed it's skin Why don't you go behind the screen and slip into something more comfortable then !
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will." "That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and then added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change..."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes