Best quotes to send by SMS
Clarence Darrow I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one.
Author: Clarence Darrow

John Keats I am certain of nothing but the holiness of the heart's affections and the truth of imagination. What the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth - whether it existed before or not.
Author: John Keats

Bette Davis I am doomed to an eternity of compulsive work. No set goal achieved satisfies. Success only breeds a new goal. The golden apple devoured has seeds. It is endless.
Author: Bette Davis

Edith Sitwell I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.
Author: Edith Sitwell

Elbert Hubbard How many a man has thrown up his hands at a time when a little more effort, a little more patience would have achieved success?
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Callum ! Callum who ? Callum all black !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Candice ! Candice who ? Candice get any better !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie a torch !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Cass ! Cass who ? Cass more flies with honey than vinegar !
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