Best Cell Phones

There are a lot of people who can't write and maybe shouldn't write.
Author: Sarah Hepola

It doesn't matter if people are interested. It's about you taking your stuff and shouting out into the void.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as a tree.
Author: Joyce Kilmer

There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts broken by love, but what really broke a heart was taking away its dream - whatever that dream might be.
Author: Pearl Buck

Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred yards from an elephant; but the distance one should keep from a wicked man cannot be measured.
Author: Indian Proverb

Why is the monsters' football pitch wet? Because the players keep dribbling on it.
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Why did the monster go into hospital? To have his ghoul-stones removed.
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FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
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Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.
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Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
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