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If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Author: Albert Einstein

If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
Author: Abraham Maslow

If the shoe fits, you're not allowing for growth.
Author: Robert N. Coons

If thee marries for money, thee surely will earn it.
Author: Ezra Bowen

If there is pain in my life or something that is wrong. I try to go to that place in me and write from there. I dont necessarily write about the issue, but I write from the emotion.
Author: Jeneane Sessum

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you? A phone moan.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book? They all have phones.
This is the joke from a category: Telephone jokes

For a weddin' present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "W'atcha do with the money, son?" "Ah bought me a wristwatch, Pappy!" answered the boy. "Yew dumb ignoramous!" yelled his father. "Yew should 'av bought yoreself a rifle!" "A rifle? What fer?" "Suppos'n one day yew cum home and find some guy sleepin' wid yore wife," explained the older redneck. "W'atcha gonna do? Wake him up and ask him what time it is?"
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did the girl sit on her watch? She wanted to be on time.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.
This is the joke from a category: Time jokes