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What we anticipate seldom occurs; what we least expected generally happens.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

The sword the body wounds, sharp words the mind.
Author: Menander

What we say is important for in most cases the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.
Author: Jim Beggs

The marvel of all history is the patience with which men and women submit to burdens unnecessarily laid upon them by their governments.
Author: William H. Borah

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yo moma is so old she knew the Great Wall of China when it was just ok
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yo mama so fat when she get on da elevator it says next stop hell
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Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo? One to get in and one to get out.
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

Yo Mama so fat she gives herself group hugs!
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Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes