Best quotes to send by SMS
Fritz Perls I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
Author: Fritz Perls

Martin Van Buren I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Author: Martin Van Buren

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

Matt Groening I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Author: Matt Groening

Michel de Montaigne I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

The best jokes to send by SMS
Mouse jokes Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What's the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes What is a mouse's favourite game ? Hide and squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes

Mouse jokes Do you know what a mice said when it saw a bat? Mom ! I see an angel.
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes