Best quotes to send by SMS

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine.
Author: Fritz Perls
I cannot expect to perform the task with equal ability and success.
Author: Martin Van Buren
I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
I can't believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!
Author: Matt Groening
I care not so much what I am to others as what I am to myself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne
The best jokes to send by SMS

Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but
there's a moose on the loose !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What's the definition of a narrow
squeak ?
A thin mouse !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What do angry rodents send each other at
Christmas
time ?
Cross mouse cards !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
What is a mouse's favourite game ?
Hide and
squeak !
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes
Do you know what a mice said when it saw a
bat?
Mom ! I see an angel.
This is the joke from a category: Mouse jokes