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Eyes that see do not grow old.
Author: Nicaraguan Proverb

Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Author: Mark Twain

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.
Author: Jules Renard

Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be united with faith in his justice.
Author: George Goethals

Faith, as well intentioned as it may be, must be built on facts, not fiction--faith in fiction is a damnable false hope.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !
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How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
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A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely blonde hair" Taking her hand and gently running it through her hair, the girl answered, "It's natural." The guy walked by the second girl and asked, "How'd you get such pretty brown hair?" Fluffing her hair, the second girl said, "It's natural." Finally the guy approached the third girl and asked, "How'd you get such cool green hair?" Taking her hand and rubbing it up past her nose, then skimming it through the hair, she said, "It's natural."
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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes