Best quotes to send by SMS
Christopher Hampton It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.
Author: Christopher Hampton

Anatole France Man is so made that he can only find relaxation from one kind of labor by taking up another.
Author: Anatole France

Anton Chekhov Man is what he believes.
Author: Anton Chekhov

Alexander Pope Man: the glory, jest, and riddle of the world.
Author: Alexander Pope

Hesiod Man's chiefest treasure is a sparing tongue.
Author: Hesiod

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tonya Harding Barbie ...you didn't think we'd sell one without the other, did you?
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Bearded Barbie ...complete with tweezers
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - King Kong Barbie ...six foot tall ape holding Barbie doll dressed like Fae Rae
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Power Ranger Barbie ...with karate-chop action; complete with the ridiculous outfit
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie-Got-Run-Over-by-a-Reindeer ...an excellent Holiday gift idea
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