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We must not forget that when radium was discovered no one knew that it would prove useful in hospitals. The work was one of pure science. And this is a proof that scientific work must not be considered from the point of view of the direct usefulness of it
Author: Marie Curie

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. Bartlett's Familiar Quotations is an admirable work, and I studied it intently. The quotations when engraved upon the memory give you good thoughts. They also make you anxious to read t
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

We need not to be let alone. We need to be really bothered once in a while. How long is it since you were really bothered? About something important, about something real?
Author: Ray Bradbury

We owe something to extravagance, for thrift and adventure seldom go hand in hand.
Author: Jennie Jerome Churchill

The only joy in the world is to begin.
Author: Cesare Pavese

The Indians asked their Chief in autumn, if the winter was going to be cold or not. Not really knowing an answer, the chief replies that the winter was going to be cold and that the members of the village were to collect wood to be prepared. Being a good leader, he then went to the next phone booth and called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is this winter to be cold?" The man on the phone responded, "This winter was going to be quite cold indeed." So the Chief went back to speed up his people to collect even more wood to be prepared. A week later he called the National Weather Service again, "Is it going to be a VERY cold winter?" "Yes", the man replied, "it's going to be a very cold winter." So the Chief goes back to his people and orders them to go and find every scrap of wood they can find. Two weeks later he calls the National Weather Service again: "Are you absol utely sure, that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely" the man replies, "the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!"
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What type of sense of humor does a dust storm have? -A very dry sense of humor
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What did the hail storm say to the roof? -Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles
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What is a hurricane's favorite pet? -Anywhere from 1 to 5 cats
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Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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