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In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain.
Author: Pliny the Elder

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper.
Author: Sir Francis Bacon

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers.
Author: Jose Narosky

Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories - those that don't work, those that break down and those that get lost.
Author: Russell Baker

Indeed, what is there that does not appear marvelous when it comes to our knowledge for the first time? How many things, too, are looked upon as quite impossible until they have been actually effected?
Author: Pliny the Elder

What do you call a flying skunk? A smellicopter!
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !
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What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ? A long necked toothbrush !
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What is the best advice to give a worm? Sleep late.
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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
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