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Laws are spider webs through which the big flies pass and the little ones get caught.
Author: Honore de Balzac

It was not pre-arranged. It just happened that the driver made and demand and I just didn't feel like obeying his demand . . . I was quite tired after spending a full day working.
Author: Rosa Parks

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace.
Author: Robert J. Sawyer

Leisure is the mother of philosophy.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Let no man imagine that he has no influence. Whoever he may be, and wherever he may be placed, the man who thinks becomes a light and a power.
Author: Henry George

A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a new release of MVS/ESA together with VM/CMS and CICS/VS". "G.O.O.D" answered his wife.
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The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb? One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.
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Computer helpline? Everytime I log onto the seven dwarfs website my computer screen goes snow white....
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I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.
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