Best Cell Phones

Those who live on vanity must, not unreasonably, expect to die of mortification.
Author: Alice Thomas Ellis

Thou art the Mars of malcontents.
Author: William Shakespeare

Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.
Author: Bion

Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't.
Author: William Shakespeare

Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everybody.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
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Q. How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? A. They were really put out.
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Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds.
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Q. Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
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Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, 'Mike, you wait here, I'm going to run in for confession, it's been a long time'. Pat enters the confessional and says,' Father forgive me, I have sinned with a married woman'. The priest asks, 'was it Mrs Murphy'? 'no, Father', was the reply. 'Was it Mrs O'Boyle'? Again the reply was 'No, Father'. 'Was it Mrs. O'Grady'? Pat said, Father, I'll not be teling you the lady's name! So the priest told him to say two Hail Mary's for each time he had sinned with the woman. Back on the street, Mike said, 'Well, how did you do'? Pat said, 'Just fine, I kept me mouth shut and got 3 new prospects'!
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