Best Cell Phones

The family is changing not disappearing. We have to broaden our understanding of it, look for the new metaphors.
Author: Mary Catherine Bateson

The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible

The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
Author: Justice Anthony Kennedy

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Author: Abbie Hoffman

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Author: Salvador Dali

A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true. "I'm as sober as you are, your honor," the man claimed. The judge replied, "Clerk, please enter a guilty plea. The defendant is sentenced to 30 days."
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes