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A child may have too much of his mother's blessing.
Author: Scottish Proverb

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.
Author: Bill Vaughan

A clear conscience is a good pillow.
Author: American Proverb

A committee can make a decision that is dumber than any of its members.
Author: David Coblitz

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.
Author: Ludwig Erhard

Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What did the parrot say on Independence Day? Polly wants a firecracker!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent? It speaks in Polly-syllables!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Why did the bird join he air force? He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes