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A nation's treasure is in its scholars.
Author: Chinese Proverb

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.
Author: Dwight D. Eisenhower

A person may cause evil to others not only by his actions but by his inaction, and in either case he is justly accountable to them for the injury.
Author: John Stuart Mill

A person's a person, no matter how small.
Author: Dr. Seuss

A pity beyond all telling is hid in the heart of love.
Author: William Butler Yeats

An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?" "The honest father replies, "Oh, I would say at least half of 'em."
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, "I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question--how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?" "I bet you use high-powered tranquilizer dart guns, right?" "Oh no!" the experienced biologist replied, "we use an ancient Eskimo technique, developed centuries ago. First, we dig a huge hole in the ice. Next, we place a circle of green peas all the way around the hole. Then, we go hide behind some ice blocks and wait. Finally, when a polar bear comes up to take a pea, we kick him in the ice-hole !!!"
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
This is the joke from a category: Biologist jokes

Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. "Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again. The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot. He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?" "Yes", said the parrot. The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?" "Clarence," said the bird. "That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?" The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes