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A good book has no ending.
Author: R. D. Cumming

A good example is like a bell that calls many to church.
Author: Danish Proverb

A good home must be made, not bought.
Author: Joyce Maynard

A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
Author: Ring Lardner

A good reputation is more valuable than money.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why, officer?" asks the blonde. "Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed." "Oh my goodness," exclaims the blonde, "I left my baby on the bus!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A. Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? Q. They think their picture is being taken.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes