Best Cell Phones

The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Author: Nat King Cole

Never be a cynic, even a gentle one. Never help out a sneer, even at the devil.
Author: Vachel Lindsay

I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me feel that sad. It's like...It makes me feel alive, you know. It makes me feel human. The only way I could feel this sad now is if I felt something really good
Author: Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The hatred you're carrying is a live coal in your heart - far more damaging to yourself than to them.
Author: Lawana Blackwell

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it!
Author: Jonathan Winters

Knock Knock Who's there ! Brigham ! Brigham who ? Drigham back my sunshine back to me... !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruce ! Bruce who ? I Bruce easily, don't hit me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddha ! Buddha who ? Buddha this slice of bread for me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ? Bull the chain when your done !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bunny ! Bunny who ? Bunny thing is, I've forgotten now !kn
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