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If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be four friends in the world.
Author: Blaise Pascal

When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained.
Author: Edward R. Murrow

When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income.
Author: Plato

When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

When we are born, we cry, that we are come To this great stage of fools.
Author: William Shakespeare

A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar.
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A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions. "Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead". "OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?" GOD says, "So you would like them." "OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?" "So you would LOVE them", GOD replies. The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?" GOD says, "So they would love you!"
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"Will I ever be able to race my horse again" the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you'll probably beat her too!"
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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon
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