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The whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, all of them imaginary.
Author: H. L. Mencken

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
Author: Bertrand Russell

How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.
Author: Anne Frank

To gain that which is worth having, it may be necessary to lose everything else.
Author: Burnadette Devlin

I aimed at the public's heart, and by accident I hit it in the stomach.
Author: Upton Sinclair

What are you going to be when you get out of school? An old man!
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What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
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