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The victory of success is half won when one gains the habit of setting goals and achieving them. Even the most tedious chore will become endurable as you parade through each day convinced that every task, no matter how menial or boring, brings you closerAuthor: Og Mandino
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.Author: Paula Poundstone
The way to procure insults is to submit to them: a man meets with no more respect than he exacts.Author: William Hazlitt
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid.Author: Lady Bird Johnson
The whole art of teaching is only the art of awakening the natural curiosity of young minds for the purpose of satisfying it afterwards.Author: Anatole France
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why did the
army send so many women with
PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and retained water
for 4 days.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
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How many survivors of nuclear war does
it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. People that glow in the
dark don't need lights.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
A patrol of allied soldiers were in a
ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about
how many kills they have so far to keep up courage on their route
through the rubbled buildings.
Sergeant Joe thumps his chest and
proclaims. "I got me 4 germans
bagged so far. Howabout you
John?"
Before Pfc John can reply, a lone german soldier runs out of a
trashed
hotel. In the process of throwing down his rifle after seeing
the
larger allied soldier group, he shouts "NEIN!"
Pfc John
takes aim at the enemy and shoots him.
"Well, he wont get
himself a tenth allied soldier." Joe all year
long!This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
A recruit examines the food served to him
in the batallion dining room.
- Do I have any choice here, he
asks a sergeant.
- Yes, you do. You may eat it or not.This is the joke from a category: Military jokes
Q: "What has
an IQ of 42?"
A: "40
Marines plus their lieutenant"This is the joke from a category: Military jokes