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Dreams come true. Without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
Author: John Updike

Drink no longer water, but use a little wine for thy stomach's sake.
Author: Bible

Drive thy business or it will drive thee.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

During my three years in Vietnam, I certainly heard plenty of last words by dying American footsoldiers. Not one of them, however, had illusions that he had somehow accomplished something worthwhile in the process of making the Supreme Sacrifice.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
Author: W. Somerset Maugham

Q: What's the capital of Afghanistan? A: KABOOM!!
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says ''Now tell me a sentence using all three words.'' The Mexican says ''I hear de telephona ah greena greena, I pink up de phona and say ah yellow?"
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Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
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An insect falls into a mug of beer. English Man: Throws his mug of bear on the floor and walks out. American Man: Takes out the insect and drinks tbe beer. Chinese Man: Eats the insect and throws the beer. Indian Man: Sells the insect to the Chinese and the beer to the Englishman and buys himself a new mug of beer. Pakistani Man: Accuses the Indian of throwing the insect into his mug, relates the issue to Kashmir, asks the Chinese for military aid and takes a loan to buy another mug of beer.
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Q: What's the highest position in the Greek Navy? A: Rear Admiral!
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