Best quotes to send by SMS

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke
The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder
The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill
The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns
The best jokes to send by SMS

What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes
Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
This is the joke from a category: Gorilla jokes