Best quotes to send by SMS
Arthur C. Clarke The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

Pliny the Elder The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder

Charles Churchill The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill

Mark Twain The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up.
Author: Mark Twain

George Burns If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.
Author: George Burns

The best jokes to send by SMS
Gorilla jokes What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!
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Gorilla jokes What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes What's hairy and flies through the air? Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
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Gorilla jokes Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!
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Gorilla jokes Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!
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