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To win without risk is to triumph without glory.
Author: Pierre Corneille

Mistakes, obviously, show us what needs improving. Without mistakes, how would we know what we had to work on?
Author: Peter McWilliams

Too little liberty brings stagnation and too much brings chaos.
Author: Bertrand Russell

I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center.
Author: Kurt Vonnegut

Toughness doesn't have to come in a pinstriped suit.
Author: Senator Dianne Feinstein

Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup. Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.
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Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"? Waiter: We can dream, can't we?
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Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didn't have time to finish it.
This is the joke from a category: Waiter jokes

Diner: What's wrong with these eggs I ordered? Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
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Patron: This bread is stale. Waiter: It wasn't last week.
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