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Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him.
Author: George Santayana

Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. Let us use it before it is too late.
Author: Marie Beyon Ray

Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel.
Author: Oscar Levant

Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!
Author: Bible

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task since it consists principally in dealing with men.
Author: Joseph Conrad

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man, "Go home and take a hot bath. As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows and stand in the draft." "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said the doctor, "I can cure pneumonia."
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy? If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it'll probably stop whining.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures? Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.
This is the joke from a category: Doctor and nurse jokes