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Aggression unchallenged is aggression unleashed.
Author: Phaedrus

Ah, music. A magic beyond all we do here!
Author: J. K. Rowling

Aim at the sun, and you may not reach it; but your arrow will fly far higher than if aimed at an object on a level with yourself.
Author: Joel Hawes

Alcohol is a very necessary article... It makes life bearable to millions of people who could not endure their existence if they were quite sober. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

All ambitions are lawful except those that climb upward on the miseries or credulities of mankind.
Author: Joseph Conrad

A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q.How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb? A. 3. 1 to find the bulb, 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q: What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A: Married.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes