Best quotes to send by SMS
Baltasar Gracian Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Washington Irving Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
Author: Washington Irving

Benjamin Disraeli Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

Titus Livius Greater is our terror of the unknown.
Author: Titus Livius

Benjamin Disraeli Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli

The best jokes to send by SMS
Journalist jokes Reporter: What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend? Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.
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Journalist jokes What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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Journalist jokes Q: How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
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Judge jokes People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either being made.
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Judge jokes Judge: Are you married? A. No, I'm divorced. Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him? A. A lot of things I didn't know about.
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