Best quotes to send by SMS

Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment.
Author: Baltasar Gracian
Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
Author: Washington Irving
Great services are not canceled by one act or by one single error.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli
Greater is our terror of the unknown.
Author: Titus Livius
Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of a life.
Author: Benjamin Disraeli
The best jokes to send by SMS

Reporter: What made you
go out on that
dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?
Boy Hero: I
had to do it. He had my skates on.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
newsreader ?
A spooksman !
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
Q: How many publishers does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold
down the
editor.
This is the joke from a category: Journalist jokes
People who love
sausage and respect the law
should never watch either being made.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes
Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
divorced.
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A.
A lot of things I didn't know about.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes