Best quotes to send by SMS

Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch
Repression is not the way to virtue. When people restain themselves out of fear, their lives are by necessity diminished. Only through freely chosen discipline can life be enjoyed and still kept within the bounds of reason.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi
Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Author: Marston Bates
Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What has got four legs and an arm?
- A: A
Rottweiler in a playground.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q: When is a strange dog
most likely to go
into your house? - A: When the door is open.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
barking in a
mirror.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In
bark-lays
bank !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?
Because
it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes