Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas a Kempis Remember that lost time does not return.
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Earl Mac Rauch Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Author: Earl Mac Rauch

Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi Repression is not the way to virtue. When people restain themselves out of fear, their lives are by necessity diminished. Only through freely chosen discipline can life be enjoyed and still kept within the bounds of reason.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Marston Bates Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
Author: Marston Bates

Antoine de Saint-Exupery Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dog jokes Q: What has got four legs and an arm? - A: A Rottweiler in a playground.
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Dog jokes Q: When is a strange dog most likely to go into your house? - A: When the door is open.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Where did the dog breeder keep his savings ? In bark-lays bank !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Dog jokes Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ? Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes