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I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

I am not young enough to know everything.
Author: Oscar Wilde

While practicing autorotations during a military night training exercise a Huey Cobra screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding down the runway doing 360s. As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant shower of sparks, this was the radio exchange that took place... Tower: "Sir, do you need any assistance?" Cobra: "I don't know Tower, we ain't done crashin' yet."
This is the joke from a category: Military jokes

What happened when the cat swallowed a coin? There was money in the kitty.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

What happened when Dumbo went to a mindrreader? They gave him his money back.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

Have you heard about the new aftershave that drives women crazy? No! Tell me about it. It smells of $50 dollar bills.
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes

An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what they'd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. 'Alec !' yelled the teacher, 'you've done nothing. Why?' 'Because if I had a million dollars, that's exactly what I would do !'
This is the joke from a category: Money jokes