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Walking is also an ambulation of mind.
Author: Gretel Ehrlich

War is a series of catastrophes that results in a victory.
Author: Georges Clemenceau

War is not its own end, except in some catastrophic slide into absolute damnation. It's peace that's wanted. Some better peace than the one you started with.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

I won't change anything because I think the most important thing is being yourself and that's what I'm going to continue to do.
Author: Avril Lavigne

Watch and pray, that ye enter not into temptation: the spirit indeed is willing, but the flesh is weak.
Author: Bible

One vampire to the other : " Let's go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner"!
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Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes

What do you get if you cross a vampire and a circus entertainer ? Something that goes straight for the juggler !
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Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.
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What's Dracula's car called? A mobile blood unit.
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